Categories Sox Gamers/Postmortems Been Down So Long Don’t Know Which Way is Up: Mariners-Sox Gamer III Post author By SF Post date May 1, 2011 40 Comments on Been Down So Long Don’t Know Which Way is Up: Mariners-Sox Gamer III Wake on the hill against the King. Chat here. ← Getaway Gamer: Jays-Yanks → Proof of Competent Parenting 40 replies on “Been Down So Long Don’t Know Which Way is Up: Mariners-Sox Gamer III” Felix is on my fantasy team, and I decided to bench him today in a burst of wishful thinking that the Sox would pummel him. I hope I don’t turn out to be wrong. Peter Gammons in the booth with Orsillo. This should be interesting. Jared Weaver’s start has been moved back to tomorrow, when they face the Sox. Awesome. Wow, awful call strikes out Lowrie with the bases loaded. Odds are that’ll be our only chance against Felix today. Wow, quick hook for Wake after only 75 pitches. Enormous ovation for him. Jenks has two strikes on both Oliva and Smoak and now he’s about to give the game away. Unbelievable. Bobby Jenks you fat sack of shit. Tie game. There they walk and there goes the game. Jenks has thrown 22 pitches and gotten nobody out yet. Tito will have to explain this one. Finally the third out of the inning. Albers or whoever could have done that. Wonder what excuse Jenks has this time. 1-2-3 for Albers. That’s how it’s done. Nice catch from Crawford for the second out. Maybe the Mariners bullpen will give up a couple runs, hoping against hope. For the moment though we still have to deal with King Felix. One-out single for CC! CC gets stranded at second, of course. Then another 1-2-3 inning for Albers. But we needed to bring in the fat fuck before him … Nice work paps, someone hit a walk off dinger. I said I was quitting until June, but I had a relapse. The heck with a dinger, I’ll take four walks, or a few errors, or whatever ugliness works to get this team a win. Holy crap, Ichiro botches a medium hard fly ball in the sun and Lowrie is at third. One down. This would be a real f*ck you if he gets stranded. Come on, Sox, win this one! You can do it! (in Rob Schneider voice). Might be ugliness cmon! Wow, that’s pathetic from Scutaro. WHY ISN’T YOUK PINCH HITTING?! Why the FUCK is Youk on the bench? Is he hurt, sick? Carl! Crawford with a chance to be the hero. That would be nice for him. Well, I guess my MLBtv is behind based on that comment, Brent. Unless that is your way of cheering Carl on and encouraging him. In any case, come on Carl! There it is. He needed that. Congrats fellas. I still have faith. I have no faith in much else, but I am hanging with Carl. Is it finally time for Carl to become a True Red Sox? Huzzah!!! Wow I don’t believe it Way to go, Carl. Reward for all the hard work – supposedly Crawford has been busting ass working to get out of the slump. Maybe, just maybe, this is relieves him of some pressure. May not end the slump, but at least he can smile for a bit. Nice win considering who started for the Mariners. Would have been nice to get it for Wake though. I guess that was the reverse-lock in action – Wake/Felix, and they take it. Wacky. Undefeated!!! (in May, that is…) Couldn’t have written the ending any better. I’m on mlb.tv as well, it was a cheer. Oh, and Go Celtics! I’m on mlb.tv as well, it was a cheer. There is no such thing as a “True Red Sox”. You are either a Red Sox or not a Red Sox. We leave that silliness to New Yorkers. “There is no such thing as a ‘True Red Sox'” Was that Babe Ruth or Johnny Damon who first said that? Who were they? “True” Yankees. :) Obama Bin Laden = toast Wow. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.