***Breaking News***

New York — (AP) Representatives for floundering Yankee pitcher Jose Contreras have announced that the Cuban-born defector will trade in his pinstripes for a role as the new lead in a Spanish-language edition of the hit ABC reality show “The Bachelor.”

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  • “Contreras, El Soltero Contrario”
    (“Contreras, the Inconsistent Bachelor”)

    SF June 3, 2004, 3:54 pm

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