The Phils sent Brett Myers to Boston ahead of his teammates so he could prepare for his start against the Sox this weekend in comfort. Instead, Myers, son of a boxing promoter, decided to punch his wife in the face, earning himself a quick move from the Ritz Carlton to the Graybar Hotel. Actually, we don’t know where he was staying, and we doubt he spent the night in jail. Does it matter? The lesson here is pretty clear: don’t punch your wife in the face. As for baseball, Josh Beckett pitches for the home team tonight against Ryan Madson, who’s no great shakes. Comment here.