Candidate for dumbest rumor of the day has got to be the “Red Sox interested in Pettitte” one floated by the Hendricks boys and ESPN.com. Please. That’s like saying that the Red Sox are also interested in trading Casey Fossum for Albert Pujols, that they are interested in locking up Nomar for 5 years as 2 million per year, etc. File that one in the “never going to happen” category, or, as my Mom says, “welcome to the fat chance club”. That rumor is, plain and simple, a salary ploy by AP’s agents.