Categories Yanks Gamers/Postmortems Catchup: Twins-Yanks Gamer II Post author By attackgerbil Post date May 16, 2009 62 Comments on Catchup: Twins-Yanks Gamer II The Yankees are already down by a run in the second on this early game. Joba and Blackburn. Comment away. ← Tough Act To Follow: Friday Night Sox vs Mariners Gamer → Slip-Sliding Away: Sox-Mariners Gamer II 62 replies on “Catchup: Twins-Yanks Gamer II” I hate Saturday afternoon games…blacked out in stupid Memphis and even if they are on Fox I get the damn Cardinals. Looks like Teixeira is getting sick of me talking shit about him…double and a 3 run bomb!!! Nice. Joba gives up a leadoff HR…christ. 3-2 2 hits through 5 innings…awesome. And by awesome, I mean pathetic. Joba through 6 so far…2 runs, 3 hits, 4 bb’s, 6 k’s…too many pitches though as well as walks. We need some hits!!! Teixeira 3-3…atta boy!!! Come on ARod…time for a hit!!! Strikes out on 3 pitches…wow ARod. I know you’re hurt but come on… swish grounds into a DP…fucking worthless. Hanging onto this game by a thread…what scrub is coming out of the bullpen to blow it I wonder? Veras…great. Game. Fucking Veras walks the #7 hitter to leadoff the 7th. Worthless piece of shit!!!! Veras needs to be cut…or killed, whichever. He is terrible. 1st and 2nd…no outs. GET VERAS OUT OF THE GODDAMN GAME!!!! Why on earth would you bring him in Joe??? He sucks!!! Did I mention this is the bottom of the damn order abusing sorry-ass Veras??? SAC bunt…2nd and 3rd, one out. Should be 3-4 Twinkies any minute. Way to blow the game Veras…AGAIN!!! Veras yanked…too late though. Coke left to clean up his fucking mess. Great job Coke!!!! Got the next two twinkies…no harm, no foul. whew. HOW ABOUT SOME DAMN HITS??? Nope…another weak-ass 1-2-3 inning…nice jobs idiots. Leave it up to the bullpen. Never a good idea. Mauer and the Mad Canadian up…could be a short lived lead. Mauer grounds out to Phil…1 down. Kookie Canuck time…gulp. 3-3. fuck. It would be awesome if ARod could hit a huge HR once in awhile…I mean, if Morneau better than him? Really? At this point, yes, yes he is. K…2 outs. 2 out walk. fucking double…3-4. Coke falls apart. We’re done. Our bullpen is fucking atrocious. Joe goes to tapeworm. 2nd, 2 outs. one more run and it’s over. well, it’s already over actually but whatever. It was sweet being over .500 for about 14 hours. Great job losers. …and tapeworm promptly walks the first batter on 5 pitches. fuck. Got an out…2 innings to score a god damn run. Come on you pieces of shit!!! Earn your ginormous paychecks please??? Godzilla PH for Cervelli… GROUND RULE DOUBLE!!!! NIPPON MAGIC!!! COME ON JETER!!! Guy on 2nd with no outs…BUNT HIM OVER!!! SAC for the captain!!! Pena on 2rd…one out. COME ON JOHNNY!!! damon choke job…2 outs. Pena still standing on fucking 3rd. TEIXEIRA!!!!! CLUTCH SINGLE TO TIE THE GAME!!!! WELCOME TO THE YANKEES BIG GUY!!! 4 for 4!!! Twinkies go to the bullpen…hopefully this guy is their Veras. ARod? Get a hit? Please? ARod walk…best we can hope for from him at this point I guess. Swish will be an easy out though…just horrible. The honeymoon is over Swish…you FUCKING BLOW!!!! Mo in…K. 2 outs. K!!! 3 outs!!! 12 pitches… Can the Yankees pull of another miracle??? Probably not. Cano flies out… Melky time. not…one pitch groundout. Gardner? 1-2-3 inning. Way to be clutch assholes. The Mad Canadian is up next so that should about do it… 2 on, no outs…did I call it or what? we suck. 1 out…still 1st and 2nd. 2 outs. still 1st and 2nd…ONE MORE OUT MO!!! 3 outs!!!! WHEW!!!! Good job Mo…you old bastard. COME ON KEVIN CASH!!! K Jeter flies out…guess they don’t want to win this one. Twinkies back to the bullpen for a lefty to face johnny… damon fouls out to catcher…un-fucking real. Great job guys!!! Not what scrub is coming in to blow the game??? Aceves in…we’ll see. 1 out 2 outs 1-2-3 for Ace!!! Great job! Now…we need a fucking run. Mauer and the Canuck are due up so QUIT SCREWING AROUND!!! Does Teixeira have to do everything around here??? Yes, because ARod and Swish follow him and they are worthless… Walked Teixeria…smart. What are the chances ARod DOESN’T hit into a DP here… AROD WALK OFF BLAST!!!!! THE YANKEES WIN AGAIN!!!! I CAN”T BELIEVE IT!!!! AROD IS MY FUCKING HERO!!!!! YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! My unique brand of negative reinforcement seems to be doing the trick!!!! Two walk-offs in a row? ARod’s first hit in the new Stadium? Wow. Missed out on all the fun today, but you are DA MAN!!!! Two walk-off wins in a row! Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.