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Cherry On Top: Twins-Yanks Gamer III

Two walk-offs in the last two games. The Yanks have to feel pretty good about things right now. A.J. looks to make it a sweet sweep. Comment away.

135 replies on “Cherry On Top: Twins-Yanks Gamer III”

Am I not allowed to swear anymore??? Posts with adult language are not posting??? That’s censorship and downright un-american!!!

Melky fucks up the liner and lets Morneau get to thid…NICE JOB ASSHOLE!!!! 1st and third with one out now instead 1st and 2nd. FUCKING MELKY THAT’S TWICE IN TWO GAME!!!

ARod fucking chokes…Teixeira and ARod the fucking rally killers. Guy on third and your #3 and #4 hitters can’t even hit a fucking pop fly against kevin fucking slowey??? Are you kidding me???

Kevin Cash just stares down two straight fastballs down the middle…WHY THE HELL IS HE PLAYING???? HE IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS???

Fastball down the middle and Mauer doesn’t move. Can’t let that one go by man.

Another wild pitch and it’s 2-0. Punto was halfway down the line before the pitch got away too.

KEVIN CASH FUCKING SUCKS!!! TWO PASSED FUCKING BALLS, ONE GETS THEM 2nd and 3rd AND THE SECOND GETS THEM A RUN BECAUSE DICKHEAD DOESN”T BLOCK THE FUCKING BALL AND THEN HAS NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK THE BALL IS!!! FUCK YOU KEVIN CASH!!! HE SHOULD NEVER PLAY ANOTHER FUCKING GAME IN PINSTRIPES>>>EVER!!! COCKSUCKER!!!!
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walks bases loaded…here comes alba-la-douche-ho…this should do it. Grand Slam coming, no doubt. Nice job you bunch of fucking losers.

Krueg, those weren’t passed balls–those were wild pitches. That slider that scored punto bounced two feet in front of the plate!

Screw that…he didn’t even try to get his fat body in front of either of them. Passed balls in my book. Cash knew breaking balls were coming, should have been ready for them…I hope he gets herpes from a male prostitute. Piece of shit.

Krueg, your reverse-jinx powers have reached epic levels. ARod makes it a 2-1 game.

Punto showing off…way to kill it Pena.
Alright, let’s just relax. Tie game but our sorry-ass bullpen is up, minus Mo. Still going to fuck it up…

NICE JOB CASH YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!!!! Can’t even take the ball out of his glove to try and throw out the runner at 2nd. No outs, 2nd base…Cash has cost us this fucking game.

AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO with a GREAT PLAY! Grounder back to him and he catches him getting back to 2nd…Jeter with the tag. NICE!!! 1st and 1 out…

Cash…why? why are you on my team? you are a fucking amateur. Popped up bunt over your head and you don’t even know where the ball is? Please break something and go away…let another one get away as I’m ripping you? Seriously?

Al-ba-la-douche-ho walks the bases loaded…big surprise. Nice job asshole.
Here come washed up Tomko to put the nail in the coffin with his weak-ass arm. Our bullpen is putrid.

KEVIN CASH CAUGHT A POP FOUL!!!! HE ACTUALLY FOUND THE BALL, GOT UNDER IT…AND CAUGHT IT!!! VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS!!!! Fucking douchebag…

K…fuck you matsui you fucking choke artist. Here comes their murder’s row. This game is history. Let the fucking losing streak begin anew…fucking bunch of un-clutch pussies.

we should get a sox gamer up, so i don’t have to read comments about “turning points in the season” for the yanks.

Got him to fly out…no fucking way we have three walkoffs in a row. impossible. not going to happen. never in a million years. ever. forget it. keep dreaming.

Did you see Albale-doucho fist-pumping when he got out of the bases-loaded jam? Joba is wearing off on the other youngins.

that stuff doesn’t bother me…kinda like TD celebrations. Although, when I dude makes a tackle after a 15 yard gain and celebrates? That is pretty weak…

Ahh, I didn’t know that Krueg. I’ve been trying not to think about it since this quote from Ortiz the other day:
“Sorry, guys. I don’t feel like talking today. Just put down, Papi stinks”
That makes me want to cry.

Agree completely Krueg. Touchdown celebrations I don’t care about, but making a basic tackle? Sit the fuck down.

I can’t believe he did that with only 1 out. He would have scored on a sac-fly from 3rd!
Dumbass. Great play by Mauer though.

Well apparently Gardner wasn’t even looking, he was going completely off of what the 3rd-base coach said. Fire somebody, Steinbrenner!

WALK OFF BOMB FOR JOHNNY DAMON!!!!! THE YANKEES WIN….THHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!! 5 IN A ROW!!!! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!

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