Damon vs. Neanderthal

The geniuses at the NY Post brightened our morning commute with a “tale of the tape” pitting the Sox hirsute outfielder against his prehistoric progenitor. A sampling:

Heavy sloping brow
Neanderthal: Keeps rain and bugs out of the eyes
Damon: Shades eyes for fly balls, deflects high fastballs

Extensive facial hair
Neanderthal: Hadn’t learned to fashion metal tools, such as scissors and razors
Damon: He has no excuse. Apparently he chooses to look like that

Neanderthal: Covers himself with animal hides
Damon: We’re just thankful he covers himself, even if it’s with a sucky Red Sox uniform

2 comments… add one
  • Apparently YF’s brain seeped out his ear, as referring to anyone at the New York Post as a “genius” would seem to call his credibility into serious question…

    SF April 23, 2004, 11:55 am
  • The Post will surely move on to “mother” bashing
    next…what a bunch of useless crap…

    JL April 24, 2004, 9:31 am

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