Division Accomplished?

Post-convention commentary from TMFTML:

Q. Has the President been watching the Democratic Convention? And will he watch Edwards tonight and Kerry tomorrow night?

MR. DUFFY: Well, obviously, the President has a great stake in this election, a personal stake, and he has been keeping an eye on it. He has been monitoring closely, as you might imagine, the events in Boston. But he knows that the American League East won’t be decided until September. (Laughter.)”

Dear White House Geniuses,
It’s only August and the Yankees already have a nine game lead over the Red Sox! The only way they could possibly blow it now is by holding a ceremony next week to celebrate victory with a banner that reads “Division Accomplished.”

Love,
TMFTML

3 comments… add one
  • Don’t vote for the moron. Easy.

    David L. August 4, 2004, 5:11 pm
  • On August 3, 1978, the Yankees trailed the Red Sox by 8.5 games.
    On August 3, 2004, the Red Sox trailed the Yankees by 8 games.
    I’m not saying it’s likely — I’m not even saying it’s probable — but it *is* possible.

    Allan August 5, 2004, 10:05 am
  • Yeah, but only if they put Reggie in right and replace DLowe with Gator.

    YF August 5, 2004, 10:22 am

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