Gidget Goes to Hollywood

From today’s Globe:

"Did you know that on the street corners, you can buy star maps that show where the stars’ homes are?" Derek Lowe said with a bemused smile. "I don’t know if they really show where they live, but that’s what they say."

This quote begs several questions:

Did Derek ever see the "Bad News Bears"? 

Does Derek know that there are even stores open 24 hours that sell gasoline and soda?

Does Derek know that they buried a tunnel in Boston, replacing the Central Artery?

Does Derek know that there was a contested election in 2000?

Does Derek know all about space travel?

Where has this guy been?!

1 comment… add one
  • ‘That’s what they say…’?? Yeah, Derek, Hollywood star maps, the stuff of legend… There’s only one word that one can say in response to DLowe’s bubblehead comment, and that word is: D’oh!!

    Spidey February 11, 2005, 10:36 pm

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