Categories Yanks Gamers/Postmortems Half of Double Your Pleasure: Yanks-Tigers Gamer II Post author By attackgerbil Post date May 12, 2010 14 Comments on Half of Double Your Pleasure: Yanks-Tigers Gamer II First game of a day-night double-header at Comerica. Javier Vazquez and Rick Porcello. Comment away. ← Holy Sh*t, They Put Up a Gamer!: Jays-Sox Gamer V → More Early Baseball Action: Jays-Sox Gamer II 14 replies on “Half of Double Your Pleasure: Yanks-Tigers Gamer II” 4 solid innings for Javy so far…so far… 5th inning…2 outs…and now 2 straight walks. Meltdown imminent. I knew this was too good to be true. HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! Got the dude hitting .188 to K…thank science. We need some runs now please! This could be one of the worst, most boring games in the history of the world…I should have just stayed at work. …and now Vazquez returns to form. 0-1, 1st and 2nd with 1 out…STOP THE BLEEDING YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!! 0-2. I fucking hate Vazquez. Complete douchebag. DP saves his sorry-ass. Alright losers, how about scoring some fucking runs, huh??? Winn and Pena…the black hole of failure. It’s only 0-2 but this game feels like it’s over. It’s like they don’t even feel like playing. Just hang Vazquez out for 9…don’t blow the bullpen in the first game just to lose anyway. 3 game losing streak baby!!!! GO YANKEES!!! OK, OK, OK…7 solid innings by Javy. I need to clam down. The bats have really been garbage if I’m honest. Idiots. Fucking pathetic effort. Way to show up assholes. Val-DOUCHE-e in to shut us down again… Epic fucking failure…again. Shutout? Really? Nice job Yankees…I fucking hate you all right now. Let’s see if we can make it 4 in a row tonight boys! YOU CAN DO IT!!! Wow, what a pathetic effort from the Yankee offense. Porcello, of the near-8 ERA coming into the game, shuts them out for 7 innings on 91 freakin pitches. That’s sad. At least show up for the game. And when you have Pena and Winn at the plate during your only real rallies of the game, you’re probably not going to win. If you watched the game, you would have seen how little they cared about winning it…fucking embarrassing. Comments are closed.