Iron The Big Hurt’s Boxers: $2,500

From Street & Smith’s, by way of Doug Pappas:

The Chicago White Sox are set to announce new promotions that will actually allow well-heeled fans onto the field during games. Two fans per game will be allowed to pay $1,500 for the privilege of dragging the infield. Two more will be allowed to pay $1,000 each for the honor of changing first and third bases during the fifth inning. For $1,500, one fan will be allowed to deliver the lineup card to the umpire.