When you check yourself out in the mirror, remember that the pinstripes you wear aren’t Yankees’ pinstripes. They are Chicago White Sox pinstripes. But please, PLEASE don’t let that change you, in any way. Just because someone doesn’t like you doesn’t mean you have to go and change your life, adjust your habits. We like you just the way you are. So just be your old bad self, throwing the way you always have. See you tonight around 7:15.