It’s time to play "Guess who wrote this drivel?"
(I know, not as glamorous or fun as the Haiku contest…)
Here it is:
"Six weeks after they agreed to terms on new contracts, Barry Bonds and J. D. Drew remain unsigned. Bonds hasn’t signed with the Giants; Drew hasn’t signed with the Red Sox. That prompts a thought. If both contracts were to fall through, the Red Sox could sign Bonds to play left field and move Manny Ramirez back to his original position in right field"
Seriously, the Sox trusting Manny to patrol right field in Fenway? Are you KIDDING ME?
Hint: this writer is in the Hall of Fame.