The ticker over at keepmanny.com is now beyond 57,000, and the loony offers keep pouring in. Ben Diercks (aka petitioner no. 7,654) remains our favorite kook, but, well, the man has company at the top:
-“I’d give Manny, his family, and any members of his posse free anesthesia (whenever they want or need it) for life.”—Jeff Klein, MD #47549
-“My 14 yr. old son said he would sell his soul to the devil and my 12 yr. old son said he would cut off his little toe….”—Michael Curby #52211
-“i would take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson, with out gloves, then proceed to take a Randy Johnson fastball in the grill! i would then dip my horribly sour and scared face in the ocean”—Alex #52229
“Have my students pledge allegiance to Manny every morning in homeroom.”—Ben Lewis #52779
Who can say no to recreational anaesthesia?!