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Let’s Try That Again: Yanks-Rays Gamer, Sox-Oaktown Gamer

The Yankees are up early on the Rays again, not that it helped them last night when the wash was done.  Boston is visiting the A's and their action starts at 10pm for the east coast faithful.  Comment away on both games here as we head into our midweek vacation.

46 replies on “Let’s Try That Again: Yanks-Rays Gamer, Sox-Oaktown Gamer”

Dwayne Wayne made a great throw to gun the douche at home…
But Muscle dropped the fucking ball…AND they have 2nd and 3rd now.
3-1.
COME ON CSN!!!!!

CHAVEZ COMES THROUGH WITH A 2-OUT RBI BABY!!!!!
Then Russell obviously fails. Fucking French Canadian.
Nice knowing you Russell Martin.
You are history next year…along with Swisher.
Good riddance.
4-3 after 3.5.

Sorry…4-5.
If we don’t win this fucking game, I am going to fucking punch a whole through the wall.
I fucking swear to science.

Called that.
Weak, vaginal, pathetic ground out for the $30 million fucking loser that is Alex Rodriguez.
I fucking hate him again. He is impossible to root for.
Going outside to fucking burn his jersey now.
Brb.

Leadoff single for Cano…
And then worthless fucking Swisher fouls out…obviously.
Cannot wait to see who we have in RF next year.

I cannot put into words…
…how fucking nuclear I am right now.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND CANO ASSHOLE?????
COULD HAVE BEEN 2nd and 3rd WITH ONE OUT YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?????
THOMPSON IS THE WORST FUCKING 3RD BASE COACH IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF MLB!!!!! YOU ALWAYS SEND PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCK WHEN THEY CLEARLY SHOULD BE HELD!!!!
Cano was out by a fucking mile.
SO…instead of 2nd and 3rd with 1 out of a 1 run game.
NOTHING,
AGAIN.
FIRE THOMPSON. NOW. FUCKING FIRE HIS SORRY, STUPID FUCKING ASS!!!!!!
I might not make it through this game. I haven’t been this fucking angry in a long time. Watching this team constantly FUCK themselves with STUPID, AMATEUR fucking mistakes OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER is beyond infuriating.
I need a smoke break.

A-Rod’s ABs with RISP have such an air of impending futility to them. It really is depressing to have him anchor this line-up. He can’t hold Cano’s jockstrap. Or Jeter’s (many) used condoms. I dislike the man immensely.

Martin throws it into CF…scoring another run from 3rd.
This team is a fucking mirage.
Crush shit teams and AAAA teams…
Lose to AVERAGE AL teams.
This team is going nowhere.
Fuck a 6 game lead in July. Who gives a fuck if they don’t at least CHALLENGE for a fucking WS.
This team is fucked. Totally fucked.
Flawed. Old. Slow. FUCKING STUBBORN.
Garbage. Embarrassing. Pathetic.
Fuck them.

2 disgusting losses to a GARBAGE Tampa team.
Self inflicted, amateurish, STUPID fucking loses.
Well done Yankees. Count your cash you fucking losers.
I am so fucking sick of this team.

PS Price completes the sweep tomorrow against David fucking Phelps.
PSS Then the Sox hand us our sorry fucking ass in Boston over the weekend and we’re in 3rd by the All-star break.
WELL DONE YANKEES YOU OVERPAID VAGINAS!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK WHEN YOU ARE ALL MULTI-MILLIONAIRES RIGHT????
Fucking embarrassments.

Pick-off on 3-2 = balk. Niiiiice. Aviles to 2nd.
Punto out…sliding into 1st again. It’s fuckin’ comical, how hard he tries to be an awesome “scrappy” player.

I gotta tell you guys, though…I have become such a fairweather fan on a per-game basis. Yesterday, 3-run homer A’s…thanks, but I think I’ll watch something that won’t cause eye-gougingly awful baseball pain, thanks (I keep an eye on Gameday for a comeback, but damned if I have to watch them when they suck).
Speaking of which: K to end the inning. Runner stranded at 3rd, yaaaaaaay!

I was away for quite some time, but it’s the top of the 9th and the score is the same. Leadoff man on 1st for Boston. And then the second guy with no out walks. Nice.

Kalish caught trying to steal 3rd for the 3rd fucking out!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUNDAMENTAL BASEBALL WAS THAT?! THAT WAS SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!
(I shouldn’t really use that last word, but god fuckin’ dammit.)

Don’t sweat it D…you guys will CRUSH us in Fenway this weekend.
We might not win a game after being swept by Tampon tomorrow…

We’ll just see about that, krueg. I feel your pain, though.
Carter on with a single to start it off against Aceves. Then a pop out that drifts a mile (easily in the stands at Fenway) for Gonzalez.

Coco deep to center. Sac fly. 3-2 A’s. Game over. Aceves blows a fourth save. It’s “former Sox say fuck you to their old team” night.
Man, that ate it…so hard. Fuckin’ bullshit FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

You know…books, movies, music, and videogames don’t tend to suddenly just make you wanna break a puppy’s skull right at the end (with some notable exceptions). I don’t know why I bother with this hobby.

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