The Yankees face rookie Marc Rzepczynski for the second time in as many series between the Bombers and Jays. Mitre on the mound for New York. Comment away.
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MEE-tre is dealing…unreal.
Yeah…I spoke too soon. K’s the first two Jays and then promptly gives up two straight singles. 1st and 3rd with 2 outs. COME ON MEE-TRE YOU SORRY PIECE OF SH-T!!!! GET OUT OF THE 1ST WITHOUT GIVING UP A RUN YOU F-CKING LOSER!!!
THROW A PARADE!!!!! K’S WELLS!!!! NO RUNS IN THE 1ST FOR ONCE!!!!
Nice job Sergio you douche.
I think being a player on the Jays would be the worst…crap stadium, crap team, no chance of ever winning anything…awful.
LEADOFF HR FOR CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!! STRAIGHT CENTER!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
1-0! KEEP ROLLING!!!
Single for Swish…nice.
Single for Tex…1st and 2nd, no outs. Time for an ABOMB???
ARod GIDP. F-ck.
Jorge lines out…Swish stuck on 3rd. We are going to need a lot more runs with MEE-tre on the bump boys…
Another K for MEE-tre!!!! #4. Wow.
Rios to the Chi Sox…that lineup is no joke now.
5 K’S FOR MEE-TRE!!! 1-2-3 inning on 11 pitches…I cannot believe what I am seeing???
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MEE-tre makes a mistake…HR. Game over. Thanks for coming.
Thanks for breaking the 24.1 inning streak of scoreless innings, Meat Tray. Ass.
Jeter 2 for 2…leadoff single. LET’S GO BOYS!!! MORE RUNS!!!
JETER STEALS 2ND!!!! Ball goes into CF and he gets to 3rd…
Jeter takes third base! FOR FREE!
SWISH HAS A HUGE SAC!!!!! 2-1
MEE-tre is starting to lose it…1st and 2nd with no outs. Not good.
This game is really boring coming off a Sox series…
WHAT THE F-CK MEE-TRE!!!! HE F-CKING DID IT AGAIN!!! Makes a great play on the come-backer then THROWS THE F-CKING BALL AWAY AGAIN!!!! ERROR. RUN F-CKING SCORES. THIS GUY F-CKING SUCKS!!!! HE SHOULD BE RELEASED NOW! PULL HIM OFF OF THE F-CKING MOUND AND CUT HIS SORRY-ASS!!!! F-CK!!!!
MITRE! YOU ASS!
3-2. Game over. F-CK YOU MEE-TRE YOU F-CKING LOSER!!! CUT HIS ASS!!!
2-3 I mean…I knew we were going to lose this game. MEE-tre is f-cking worthless.
NIce play ARod…2 outs. LIMIT THE DAMAGE YOU’VE INFLICTED ON US WITH YOUR SORRY-ASSEDNESS SERGIO YOU DICKHOLE!!!
Mitre even can’t help but spoil his own good pitching performance. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
I think that’s the third time Mitre has failed to make the throw to second after fielding the ball. Ridiculous.
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SOLO BOMB!!! 3-4
I STILL HATE MEE-TRE!!!!
That was pathetic dougie fresh…I was listening to Cash on the Michael Kay show and he was talking about how we were 3-1 in MEE-tre’s 4 starts and that’s why he is still starting. Being the 5th starter and all…F-CK THAT NOISE! He blows. Why not give Gaudin a spot start and see what he can do…
BACK-TO-BACK BOMBS!!!! NICE JOB JERRY!!! YOU ARE THE SH-T!!!!
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Lay it down Jose…BUNT TIME!
krueg, Gaudin’s platoon split against lefties worries me. .294/.410/.401 this year, .292/.388/.431 for his career. Yikes.
I like him more as an asset in the pen for now. Then again if Mitre keeps pulling a 2006 World Series Detroit Tigers display of fielding…
Jose with the wheels…um, why the hell was he not bunting???
He can’t be worse than MEE-tre though, can he??? I can’t imagine anyone worse than Sergio…
Well, that ball didn’t sink..
Laaaaaame.
I f-cking hate MEE-tre.
Watching Mitre pitch is like being forced to forced to visit your great-granny’s house when you were 8. Interesting at first, then boring…eventually, you get to the stage where you’re ready to chew off your right arm if it means you can get away.
I have to bounce boys…my ISP is the worst f-cking company on the planet and my internet is so slow with the storm running through here.
I’m going to be out all week, heading home for my grandfathers funeral so keep it going for me!!!
WE F-CKING SUCK!!! NO WAY WE WIN THIS GAME!!! NICE JOB HIP HIP YOU F-CKING LOSER!!!! NICE DP BALL AS-HOLE!!!
That should do for the rest of the game…
So this is what losing feels like.
Dear Sergio Mitre,
Red Sox fans everywhere thank you!