Paul LoDuca: At a "Playing the Game the Right Way" convention, he would
be the keynote speaker. Josh Beckett would give a PowerPoint
presentation diagramming how to play the game the right way; while the
Toronto Blue Jays would perform a one act musical titled "The Game the
Right Way" scored by Trot Nixon, with music by Boomer Esiason (Yeah,
that’s right I can’t stand Boomer so much that he’s included even
though he plays football!).
Who doesn’t remember it?! Well, cosmic forces are conspiring to make one of my dreams come true! Paul Lo Duca is on the verge of signing with the Toronto Blue Jays! Holy moly! Boom goes the dynamite! Do you believe in miracles?! Kerry Strug sticks her landing, breaks her leg, and the USA wins the gold!
This is fantastic! I hate the Jays and I hate LoDuca. And now they’re together, so that I can focus my hate on one place. It makes life easier. Who needs the cognitive dissonance of liking a player on the team you hate? Or hating a player on a team you generally like? All that needs to happen now is for Josh Beckett to get traded there. I hear Alex Rios is available.