So during a jaunt to look at some real estate we were at a reasonably nice house. We took a peek at the ground floor, then headed up the stairs. As we walked into one of the bedrooms, we saw this. Needless to say, we are no longer a viable option for the seller. We may have made the crazy decision to live in New York, but we aren't going to compound our own foolishness by buying into a place with this guy hiding around the corner holding a piece of lumber!