Joba jumps the bump, Bird-baiting for the first time since the Aubrey Aww-Bomb pump and pump. And pump. Forget the Huff and puff ’coz the Yanks still gotta thang goin’ on. They’ve met Adam Eaton this season and could’ve would’ve had their way with him had not Hughes’ house o’ cards in Camden Yards been blown down.
Line-ups to follow. The River house is-a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’, come on in.
Baltimore | |
B. Roberts 2b | .292 |
A. Jones cf | .370 |
N. Markakis rf | .318 |
A. Huff 1b | .266 |
M. Mora 3b | .275 |
N. Reimold dh | .261 |
F. Pie lf | .203 |
G. Zaun c | .194 |
R. Andino ss | .226 |
A. Eaton rhp | 7.93 |
NY Yankees | |
D. Jeter ss | .273 |
R. Cano 2b | .307 |
M. Teixeira 1b | .241 |
A. Rodriguez 3b | .189 |
H. Matsui dh | .252 |
N. Swisher rf | .234 |
M. Cabrera lf | .321 |
F. Cervelli c | .370 |
B. Gardner cf | .244 |
J. Chamberlain rhp | 3.76 |
98 replies on “Not By The Hair Of Your O’s-Yanks Gamer VIII”
Well…let’s see if I can work my magic one last time. I’m heading to Cali in the morning so you guys are going to have to pick up the slack in my absence! I don’t think I’m going to see any games either…maybe Saturday if it isn’t blacked out. I will be rocking my Yankee gear in the OC to piss off some Angels fans so that should be fun…
We suck. No chance of winning 9 in a row.
Really? I’m going to Cali this Sunday, also in the OC area (SD/LA/somewhere) hahaa.. we need the reverse jinx!
COME ON JOBA!!!! TOO MANY PITCHES TO GET A K!!!
They hate the Yankees out there…I wore my Yankees cap to an Angels vs. Dodgers game at Angel Stadium, they were wearing me out!
Great…Joba takes the liner off the leg. Out for the season probably…
He toughs it out to blast Huff in the balls!!!!!
single for markakis…game.
Here we go…Huff the Douche.
single…1st and 3rd. game over.
Joba gets two quick outs and then gives up back to back singles, and here’s an opportunity for Mora to give them an early lead..
Joba is out.
This is ridiculous. He’s hurt. Just when things were going well we get F-CKED AGAIN WITH INJURIES!!!!!
We’ll see what happens.. is Wang available to pitch tonight?
I guess this *might* solve that dilemma for just a short while..
Ace comes in. Didn’t he pitch 2 last night?
I would think Tomko is getting up very quickly..
Ace is going to get f-cking rocked…
Hughes will be sticking around to suck for a few more weeks…Wang will probably have to come back now too?
Ace gets the out. Nice!!! Pick him up offense!!!
Ace gets out of the inning, but the game is (maybe) secondary right now.
I guess Huff will live to see another day!
Eaton has a 7.93 ERA. I just want to point that out.
I want the Yanks to just perform the “average” against him. That would be enough for me, thank you.
Eaton has as many wins as Hughes. And more than Wang. That is all.
CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!! LEADOFF DOUBLE!!!
CANO DOUBLES IN JETER!!!!! 1-0!!!!
The Captain said, “May I have another?”
Also, now 3 chances to score him..
Ah, didn’t notice Cano batting second, I guess Damon is getting a day off. He promptly scores Jeter and this is the Eaton we know and love!
This guy blows…crush his ass!!!
And of course, 3 chances to score _him_. I have a feeling today will be a slugfest, so slug away!
weak hack by Tex….COME ON!!!! Rally killer…
Okay, time to get off work.. =)
ANOTHER DOUBLE!!!! 2-0!!! DOUBLE FEST!!!
NICE!!! See you on the other side…
ARod time…
Swinging at the bs breaking pitches…COME ON AROD!!!
weak ground out…didn’t even move Teixeira over. GET IT TOGETHER AROD!!!!
Here comes Godzilla…the out machine.
At least moved Teixiera to 3rd on his weak ground out…KNOCK HIM IN SWISH!!!!
Back to back to back doubles is nice, hehe.. if only someone can get Teix in..
walk
MELKY TWO RUN DOUBLE!!!! Got caught off second like a douche but…4-0 GOOD GUYS!!!
Come on Ace…walking Zaun??? HE BLOWS!!!!
3 outs…nice. TIME FOR MORE RUNS!!!
That’s a good double, running gaffe aside. 4 run is always good in my book!
Ace doing a good job given the circumstances..
Gardner walks…SB time!!! Come on Jeter!
Ace is $$$
CANO HITS A LINER HR!!!!! 6-0!!!!
TEIXEIRA 2 FOR 2…NICE!!! COME ON AROD!!!
lined out…
Ace is falling apart…2 on, 1 out and VERAS IS WARMING UP!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WE NEED ABOUT 15 RUNS FOR HIM!!!
2 outs. 1st and 3rd. COME ON ACE!!!
Ace gets Mora…no damage. GREAT JOB ACE!!! YOU ARE A BEAST!!!
Godzilla is pathetic…K. YOU SUCK!!!!
weak inning…
Come on Jeter…could you have less range???
ARod…bad on pop ups??? Weird.
Sick play by Cano to get the runner at 2nd…Jeter almost got the DP!!!! NICE D!!!
4 SOLID innings for Ace…great job!!!
Another pathetic inning…looks like Ace is coming back out.
FIRST PITCH BY AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO….F-CKING HR!!! YOU SUCK AS-HOLE!!!! GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THE F-CKING GAME!!!
6-1 now…
Get’s the next three batters…HE STILL SUCKS!!!! I HATE THAT BASTARD!!!
GODZILLA GOES YARD!!!! SECOND DECK!!!! 7-1!!!! About time…
Swish walks…
Albaladejo likes giving up runs or something..
AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO….YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF DOG SH-T!!!! YOU F-CKING SUCK!!!! CUT HIS SORRY_ASS!!!! 7-3
We are going to blow this game…so complacent and worthless.
COME ON!!! 2 OUT RALLY!!!! 1st and 2nd for Teixeira!!!!
3-0 to Tex…GREEN LIGHT!!!!
walks bases loaded…COME ON AROD!!!! It’s HR or nothing for #13 so far this year…
0-1 fouled it off
1-1
ARod f-cking chokes…big surprise.
VERAS…YOU ARE THE WORST PITCHER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL YOU LOSER!!!!
I”M NOT SAYING I HOPE YOU GET A DEBILITATING CASE OF HERPES AND CAN NEVER PITCH AGAIN…OH WAIT, I AM!!!!
7-4 now. SO going to lose this game…
weak ground out for Godzilla…great job douche.
Absolutely pathetic 1-2-3 inning….YOU GUYS SUCK ASS!!!! LOSERS!!!!
Jesus Christ….GET VERAS OUT OF THE GAME!!!!!
Every single batter flirts with a HR against this douche…I can’t even watch.
HE THREW A STRIKE!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
3-2 to the first batter, now 3-1 to the second…
3-2
popped him…2 outs. ONE MORE IDIOT!!!!
single….BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU SUCK VERAS!!!!
GOD DAMN IT!!!! GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THE GAME!!!! DOUBLE!!!! 2nd and 3rd…2 outs. WHY EVER LET HIS SORRY ASS PITCH!!!! PULL HIM NOW!!!!
sidebar:
Good news on Joba…x-rays were negative, just a bruise. Whew.
Roberts lines out thankfully…Veras needs to go. Al-ba-la-douche-ho too. Completely worthless pitchers.
Um…how about some insurance runs please???
Sherrill looks like Ben Affleck’s mongoloid love-child…
Mo up in the bullpen…
Cervelli K…ass!
Gardner pops out like a little bitch…
Jeter K. Putrid.
“ENTER SANDMAN”!!!!
Meat of their order…relatively speaking.
GREAT PLAY BY TEX!!!! Mo covers…1 out.
Pops Markakis…2 outs.
HUFF IS UP!!!! BLAST HIM!!!!
2-2…crowd on it’s feet!!!!
foul…
SIT DOWN HUFF YOU DOUCHE!!!! K’d by Mo!!!
YANKEES WIN…THHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!! 9 IN A ROW!!!!
The AL East is getting very interesting…