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Not By The Hair Of Your O’s-Yanks Gamer VIII

Joba jumps the bump, Bird-baiting for the first time since the Aubrey Aww-Bomb pump and pump. And pump. Forget the Huff and puff ’coz the Yanks still gotta thang goin’ on. They’ve met Adam Eaton this season and could’ve would’ve had their way with him had not Hughes’ house o’ cards in Camden Yards been blown down.

Line-ups to follow. The River house is-a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’, come on in.

Baltimore
B. Roberts 2b .292
A. Jones cf .370
N. Markakis rf .318
A. Huff 1b .266
M. Mora 3b .275
N. Reimold dh .261
F. Pie lf .203
G. Zaun c .194
R. Andino ss .226
A. Eaton rhp 7.93
 
NY Yankees
D. Jeter ss .273
R. Cano 2b .307
M. Teixeira 1b .241
A. Rodriguez 3b .189
H. Matsui dh .252
N. Swisher rf .234
M. Cabrera lf .321
F. Cervelli c .370
B. Gardner cf .244
J. Chamberlain rhp 3.76

98 replies on “Not By The Hair Of Your O’s-Yanks Gamer VIII”

Well…let’s see if I can work my magic one last time. I’m heading to Cali in the morning so you guys are going to have to pick up the slack in my absence! I don’t think I’m going to see any games either…maybe Saturday if it isn’t blacked out. I will be rocking my Yankee gear in the OC to piss off some Angels fans so that should be fun…
We suck. No chance of winning 9 in a row.

Really? I’m going to Cali this Sunday, also in the OC area (SD/LA/somewhere) hahaa.. we need the reverse jinx!

They hate the Yankees out there…I wore my Yankees cap to an Angels vs. Dodgers game at Angel Stadium, they were wearing me out!

Joba gets two quick outs and then gives up back to back singles, and here’s an opportunity for Mora to give them an early lead..

We’ll see what happens.. is Wang available to pitch tonight?
I guess this *might* solve that dilemma for just a short while..

Hughes will be sticking around to suck for a few more weeks…Wang will probably have to come back now too?
Ace gets the out. Nice!!! Pick him up offense!!!

Ace gets out of the inning, but the game is (maybe) secondary right now.
I guess Huff will live to see another day!

Eaton has a 7.93 ERA. I just want to point that out.
I want the Yanks to just perform the “average” against him. That would be enough for me, thank you.

The Captain said, “May I have another?”
Also, now 3 chances to score him..
Ah, didn’t notice Cano batting second, I guess Damon is getting a day off. He promptly scores Jeter and this is the Eaton we know and love!

And of course, 3 chances to score _him_. I have a feeling today will be a slugfest, so slug away!

I”M NOT SAYING I HOPE YOU GET A DEBILITATING CASE OF HERPES AND CAN NEVER PITCH AGAIN…OH WAIT, I AM!!!!
7-4 now. SO going to lose this game…

GOD DAMN IT!!!! GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THE GAME!!!! DOUBLE!!!! 2nd and 3rd…2 outs. WHY EVER LET HIS SORRY ASS PITCH!!!! PULL HIM NOW!!!!

SIT DOWN HUFF YOU DOUCHE!!!! K’d by Mo!!!
YANKEES WIN…THHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!! 9 IN A ROW!!!!
The AL East is getting very interesting…

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