This is the best news for this Yanks fan in 7 years. Rudy Giuliani has announced that he is rooting for the Red Sox, ending 60 years of Bomber fandom. From the AP:
"I’m rooting for the Red Sox. They are my new favorite team. I will no longer poison Yankee Stadium with my presence. Instead, in future baseball telecasts you will see numerous shots of me sitting next to Stephen King and his hairy son," the Republican presidential contender said.
Full disclosure: I made up parts of this story, but the general gist is true.