Felipe Paulino's sole win this season came on May 5th against the Yankes. He gets the start for the Royals today, while Hiroki Kuroda is on the mound for New York. In his last outing, Kuroda… well, let's just forget about that last outing. Comment away.
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Manny B. to the DL now…
Just keeps getting better and better.
The Empire is crumbling.
AND Kuroda gives up a HR already…
2 outs, 2 strikes…
0-2.
This season is over.
No pitching. No offense. No D.
No chance.
Later.
W.E. S.T.I.N.K.
0-for-1
7-for-64
Oh, and last place when we lose and the Sox win tonight.
Last.
Fucking.
Place.
$200 million.
People need to fucking go down for this.
NO RUNS THAT INNING!!!!!
HIROKI MADE IT THROUGH AN INNING WITHOUT GIVING UP A RUN!!!!
Swish.
4-for last-24
Later loser.
This is that fucking loser’s last year in NY.
AND UP STEPS OUR $20 MILLION DEFENSIVE FIRST BASEMAN!!!
7TH IN THE LINEUP, #1 IN PAYROLL!!!
Fucking thief.
K.
90 MPH FASTBALL RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!
GREAT JOB TEX YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
1-2-3.
No surprise there.
We are now worse than the Royals.
I can’t take this anymore.
Gio?
Nah.
Darvish?
Nah.
Kuroda?
OH YES, SIGN ME UP!!!!
Lee?
Nah. Can’t trade Nunez.
Pineda?
YES, YES…sign me UP AGAIN!!!!
Pineda. Surgery.
Campos. DL.
But it’s cool, because we have this GREAT young pitcher Manny B!!!!
DL. Elbow.
Brian Cashman. The worst fucking GM in baseball.
Positive?
Krueg the Impaler is back. ;)
0-3.
$10 million.
Fucking embarrassment.
We are about to get swept, at home, by the Kansas City Royals.
We are worse than the Kansas City Royals.
This entire fucking team, except Jeter and Mo, need to commit suicide.
If they had any fucking pride, which they don’t.
Walks the fucking bases loaded…
KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!!! HARI KARI IS CULTURALLY ACCEPTABLE!!!!
Here’s the fun part.
We have NO FARM SYSTEM whatsoever…
AND…
They are going to cut payroll…
SO…
With Brian Cashman running the ship…are we not already on the rocks??? How long until the ship breaks apart and sinks??? Will anyone survive???
Can’t wait to see how many people are willing to pay $1000 a seat once we are a last-place team.
OH WAIT. We already are…
I’m thinking about burning my tickets for June. Why waste a day in NYC watching this pathetic bunch of fucking overpaid losers????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs
I don’t cheer for base hits anymore…
7-for-65???
Safe bet.
YES is saying 6-for-60…fine. Whatever.
Walk.
Best case scenario.
Well, here we fucking go again…
Bases loaded with no outs.
“Heart” of the order.
Ha. No fucking heart.
A triple play would be perfect.
K.
Looking.
Here comes the DP.
6-for-61
K.
2 outs.
6-for-62.
Up to Raul.
6-for-63.
I mean, what else can you fucking say?
Bases loaded, no outs.
No runs.
Again.
OK guys, I love you but I seriously cannot take this anymore.
I always say I’m out, but this time I am.
I hope you guys all have a great summer.
Taking a break from work and one eye on the the game to put both eyes on the game. Ouch, my eyes hurt.
Garcia barely beat a footrace to get Dyson for the second out in the eighth. Good call by blue.
WP from Garcia that Martin can’t keep in front of him scores Falu. 6-0 KC.
Damn them there eyes.
Raining, but not hard enough. Just enough to make it melancholy-er.
Freddy gets out of the inning with a pop to short.
ARod, Raul, and Swisher for the eighth.
ARod with a sharp shot to the hot corner, nice play by Moustakas to get him.
I’m not so sure that Ibanez was late on the 2-1 rather than super early on the 2-2. Which he also misses.
2 away to Swisher.
Who fans.
should have written that Swisher.. *break* .. who fans. Don’t want to piss off Who fans.
Teixeira to lead off the bottom of the ninth.
Teixeira doubles to the LF corner straight up the line.. rocket shot. Moustakas couldn’t get that one.
That’s it for Collins. Aaron Crow on to finish.
Jones pinches for Chavez. He’s a statue and gripes back to the pine.
Martin grounds out 6-3, Teixeira can’t advance. Jeter up for the last out.
Jeter lines out to second.
Ball game. Shut out.
RISP: 0-13 tonight
Time to check out the rest of the Sox game.