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Stuck In The Middle: Royals-Yanks Gamer I

Felipe Paulino's sole win this season came on May 5th against the Yankes.  He gets the start for the Royals today, while Hiroki Kuroda is on the mound for New York.  In his last outing, Kuroda… well, let's just forget about that last outing.  Comment away.

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AND Kuroda gives up a HR already…
2 outs, 2 strikes…
0-2.
This season is over.
No pitching. No offense. No D.
No chance.
Later.

Oh, and last place when we lose and the Sox win tonight.
Last.
Fucking.
Place.
$200 million.
People need to fucking go down for this.

Swish.
4-for last-24
Later loser.
This is that fucking loser’s last year in NY.
AND UP STEPS OUR $20 MILLION DEFENSIVE FIRST BASEMAN!!!
7TH IN THE LINEUP, #1 IN PAYROLL!!!
Fucking thief.

Gio?
Nah.
Darvish?
Nah.
Kuroda?
OH YES, SIGN ME UP!!!!
Lee?
Nah. Can’t trade Nunez.
Pineda?
YES, YES…sign me UP AGAIN!!!!
Pineda. Surgery.
Campos. DL.
But it’s cool, because we have this GREAT young pitcher Manny B!!!!
DL. Elbow.
Brian Cashman. The worst fucking GM in baseball.

0-3.
$10 million.
Fucking embarrassment.
We are about to get swept, at home, by the Kansas City Royals.
We are worse than the Kansas City Royals.
This entire fucking team, except Jeter and Mo, need to commit suicide.
If they had any fucking pride, which they don’t.

Walks the fucking bases loaded…
KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!!! HARI KARI IS CULTURALLY ACCEPTABLE!!!!
Here’s the fun part.
We have NO FARM SYSTEM whatsoever…
AND…
They are going to cut payroll…
SO…
With Brian Cashman running the ship…are we not already on the rocks??? How long until the ship breaks apart and sinks??? Will anyone survive???
Can’t wait to see how many people are willing to pay $1000 a seat once we are a last-place team.
OH WAIT. We already are…
I’m thinking about burning my tickets for June. Why waste a day in NYC watching this pathetic bunch of fucking overpaid losers????

Walk.
Best case scenario.
Well, here we fucking go again…
Bases loaded with no outs.
“Heart” of the order.
Ha. No fucking heart.

6-for-63.
I mean, what else can you fucking say?
Bases loaded, no outs.
No runs.
Again.
OK guys, I love you but I seriously cannot take this anymore.
I always say I’m out, but this time I am.
I hope you guys all have a great summer.

Taking a break from work and one eye on the the game to put both eyes on the game. Ouch, my eyes hurt.
Garcia barely beat a footrace to get Dyson for the second out in the eighth. Good call by blue.

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