Attack Gerbil has been doing some scouting. This five-tool player, just posted, has the potential to make any team great. Analysts project this young phenom to draw the attention of many major-league franchises. The parent organization is divided on which team’s courtship is the most desirable; it’s a fierce battle between the Tigers and the Yankees. More in the extended.
Meet Owen. Genuine five-tool kid: sleeps, eats, burps, farts, and sleeps.
Born Saturday, November 11th 2006 at 2:19pm; attack gerbil is a happy dad indeed.