The Weasel


Who was the lone celebrity at a certain low-grade comic/actor’s birthday party over Super Bowl weekend in Miami?  That’s right. A-Rod!

No comment necessary.  Though writer Dan Wetzel issues the following proclamation: "Derek Jeter never would attend Pauly Shore’s birthday party."  Any YFs care to disagree?

(ht to commenter Malik for the find)

19 comments… add one
  • The story is less interesting than it seems. A-Rod had dinner at a club where Pauly Shore’s party was taking place. The article implies that A-Rod was an invitee.
    The article also says that A-Rod is “terrible in the playoffs” (career .280/.362/.485) and that A-Rod’s behavior (having dinner rather than fleeing the club) tells you everything you need to know about the Yankees.

    Jeremy February 5, 2007, 6:27 pm
  • Somebody please wake me when Spring training starts.

    T-DOGG February 5, 2007, 6:40 pm
  • Pitchers and catchers report in TEN DAYS!

    john February 5, 2007, 6:53 pm
  • … after which we get two weeks of nothing but puff-piece feature stories and cool pictures. But still no substantive baseball. *sigh* I’ve found that the P&C date has very little use for those of us dying in the hinterlands of the offseason. At least there’s actually baseball playing after March 1.

    Paul SF February 5, 2007, 7:01 pm
  • Soxaholix today said,

    Meanwhile, if there’s anything good we can say about Manning getting that monkey off his back it’s that the imprimatur of “The Greatest Player in His Respective Sport to Not Have Won a Championship” is stamped firmly on just one man.

    Something tells me that A-Rod’s shrink didn’t get much sleep last night.

    1) This A-Rod obsession must be painful. My condolences to Sox fans.
    2) I didn’t realize A-Rod was better than Teddy Ballgame. Sweet!

    john February 5, 2007, 7:03 pm
  • Yeah that was pretty funny up until the pointless A-Rod part. Not a huge fan of that strip…I have trouble telling if it’s mocking the stereotypes, thereby doing us a favor in knocking Dirt-Dog types down a peg, or just perpetuating them. And it’s just not funny, most of the time.

    desturbd1 February 5, 2007, 8:11 pm
  • so dan wetzel has more credibility than dan shawn, or murray the rat?…good one sf

    dc February 5, 2007, 8:22 pm
  • Even Pauly Shore is too classy for A-Rod.
    I would not be surprised to find him at Bob “America’s Funniest Home Videos” Sagat’s birthday party. (That clip of the guy slapping a ball out of another guy’s glove never fails to crack me up.)

    Hudson February 5, 2007, 10:03 pm
  • There has to be something more interesting going on then Alex Rodriguez attending/stumbling across the Weasel’s birthday bash?
    Hudson, not only hysterical but ever so original.

    Triskaidekaphobia February 5, 2007, 10:18 pm
    Go check out this beauty on how J.D. Drew keeps himself healthy (sort of). Since we are trolling for ground breaking stories I figured I would submit and hot one!

    Triskaidekaphobia February 5, 2007, 10:22 pm
  • Hehe. had a good picture to go with that story.
    Anyway, I would gladly attend Bob Saget’s birthday party. Man’s a comic genius.

    Andrew February 5, 2007, 10:29 pm
  • If you want to see Bob Sagat (Saget?) in a totally different light, rent The Aristocrats…
    (NOTE: It’s not a kid-friendly or date movie to say the least.)

    Hudson February 5, 2007, 10:44 pm
  • Thing about the JD Drew story…some of that stuff is legit. The softcell hyperbaric chamber is something many athletes use, and I remember reading a story about its being used to treat all sorts of conventional illnesses/aches and pains. The other stuff…not so sure. Like the cell phone thing sounds a little ridiculous, as does the infrared sauna. I get the idea behind it, as infrared heat would penetrate skin better then a conventional heater, but I don’t understand what warmth has to do with ‘detoxification.’ But hey, the guy’s spending a bunch of his own money trying to stay healthy…deserves some credit for that, right?
    PS: Bob Saget’s the sh*t. Dirty Work is a highly underrated movie, and his standup is dirty as hell. Not what you’d expect from Danny Tanner/the douche from AFHV.

    desturbd1 February 5, 2007, 10:57 pm
  • The wife works in a naturopathic doctor’s office, and infrared heating is apparently the big new thing in all-natural medicine. Got me how it works; perhaps the rays kill the bad bacteria but keep the good ones? Hyperbaric chambers are definitely big on curing Lyme disease. I had friends with Lyme in high school who saved up money to go to a place in Vermont and use one.

    Paul SF February 5, 2007, 11:17 pm
  • That’s the light I always see Saget in. He’s amazingly awesome.

    Andrew February 6, 2007, 12:51 am
  • but I don’t understand what warmth has to do with ‘detoxification.’
    you loose toxins while sweating

    Cape Codder February 6, 2007, 6:02 am
  • …i don’t know hudson, i think my favorite “funniest” video clip is still the one of tek in full battle gear girly-slapping arod with his catchers mitt…like the best home videos, it came when he least expected it…the look on his face with that catchers mitt hanging out of his mouth was priceless…

    dc February 6, 2007, 8:41 am
  • perhaps rodriguez thought he was invited to toots shor’s.
    i now blame alex rodriguez for pauly shore’s “successes”.

    Yankee Fan In Boston February 6, 2007, 8:46 am
  • C’mon, who wouldn’t wanna party with the genius that is the Weeeeeez:
    He makes Andy Kaufman look like…uh, Mozart, I guess. At least Pauly’s keepin’ it real and still got that creepy ‘do chillin’ on top of his melon. Maybe some of it will rub off and ARod will show up at Legends Field with a scary perm.
    Bring on spring training!

    Spidey February 7, 2007, 10:03 am

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