The Wang Stuff

Okay. We’re done jamming our finger down on the panic button—it hasn’t been doing any good, anyhow, right? So we’re going to take a very un-YF approach, and borrow a page from the Jeter playbook. That’s right, we’re gonna look on the bright side. Here are a few of the things we see:

-Things can’t get much worse. Probably. Okay, they could. But let’s hope not.
-The Unit’s still the Unit, and he’ll be back soon.
-A-Rod may strike out too much, but he’s hitting.
-Sheff plays weird defense, but he’s hitting.
-Matsui’s gonna hit.
-It can’t be long before Brown punches something solid.
-Pavano, Moose, and Wong throw a lot of grounders. That means some bad outings. Especially on turf. But the Yanks play most of their games on grass.
-Grass. Now that’s a good idea.
-The Derby favorite almost always loses.
-We always have Jeter.

8 comments… add one
  • Plus, there’s always next year.

    BCE May 6, 2005, 8:29 am
  • i guess it makes me a classless red sox fan to say i’m enjoying your suffering immensely. but, turnabout is fair play.

    beth May 6, 2005, 10:18 am
  • “Plus, there’s always next year.”
    Gasp…you sound like a Sox fan!

    G May 6, 2005, 11:13 am
  • “Gasp…you sound like a Sox fan!”
    That’s because I am.

    BCE May 6, 2005, 1:05 pm
  • Hey we’re only a few games into the season. You still gotta know the Yankees will be the Yankees when it starts to count. I agree with you all, the time is now!

    John McKenzie May 6, 2005, 2:58 pm
  • Lets get real, I’m as good a sox fan as their is, but when Fall comes, the Yanks will be there!!

    Big Gary May 6, 2005, 3:13 pm
  • come on folks, we are the Yankees for Christs sake, and it is only May.
    I am so sorry to all the other fans of other teams. We cannot help that you hate us so much. Yankees are winners, we have a great team. We need to do some work with the bullpen, but other than that, I mean we even have Tino back. We will be fine.

    mcannon May 6, 2005, 8:08 pm
  • yankkes rule i love them we have a great team with an awesome attitude. we can do it even when times get bad we r better than the red sox so redsoxs fans get ova it we are a better team

    alyssa May 6, 2005, 8:51 pm

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