Kuroda pitched a great game yesterday, but the Yankees couldn’t muster any sort of threat. Girardi must be looking to inject some juice into the order – strike that – inappropriate metaphor. Anyway, this ought to work. Could it be worse?
3 Charles Ramsey
5 Wellsnerbay, the mutant three headed beast
6 Dinger, Rockies mascot just picked up off waivers
7 Bag of rocks
8 Anyone not named Francisco
David Ken Phelps