Uncle!

A few additional reasons why Yankee opponents might forfeit:

-Traffic on the Deegan is murder
-Want to catch Serena-Capriatti match at the Open
-Worried Kevin Brown might raid visitors clubhouse
-Is Giambi, um, contagious?
-Bleacher Creatures make them feel bad
-Billy Crystal pesters everone for autographed bats
-Gary Sheffield

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  • Some more:
    -Prolonged shopping spree at Stan’s
    -Shepheard’s voice too intoxicating
    -Visitors get no personalized music when coming up to bat
    -Protesting that no one in groundscrew is part of Actor’s Equity
    -Rather play the Mets

    JCL (YF) September 7, 2004, 5:48 pm
  • -scared leftovers from the RNC may still be hanging around the city
    -rather be hanging at Bungalow 8 or Suede with Paris, Ashton, and Bruce Willis
    -better chowder in Boston
    -rather be with the girlfriend straightening out the fungo
    -that Loaiza’s WILD!

    Anonymous September 7, 2004, 6:47 pm

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