Unconfirmed Report: Red Sox Trade Big Papi

According to my shrink (I had a quick emergency session with him after I read the previous post), the Boston Red Sox have reached an agreement with the New York Yankees to send popular slugger, David Ortiz, to the Bombers for cash ($15,000,000). John Henry intends to use the money to finance a production of Cats in Providence.

11 comments… add one
  • This is true, I just actually bought my ticket on ticketmaster.com, how can the Sox FO be sooo stupid

    NeffSox July 20, 2006, 6:17 pm
  • Nick, you are so not funny. For this to be even slightly possible, the show would have to be more classy than [i]Cats[/i]. Maybe the Blue Man Group?

    Laura July 20, 2006, 6:25 pm
  • more classy than Cats?!! How is that even possible?

    Nick-YF July 20, 2006, 6:26 pm
  • What, you have to have some fancy code for italics on typepad? I already can’t link on here. Urgh. That’s annoying.

    Laura July 20, 2006, 6:31 pm
  • I refuse to support this trade. I will settle for nothing less than Phantom of the Opera

    Paul SF July 20, 2006, 6:38 pm
  • I think it’s pretty clear that no one would trade Big Papi for anything less than Avenue Q.

    yankeesnj July 20, 2006, 6:46 pm
  • David Ortiz isn’t worth the Playbills that the production of Starlite Express that Henry is financing will be printed on.

    NYYFan in NYC (Formerly Boston) July 20, 2006, 6:52 pm
  • Laura, to italicize and bold use < > symbols instead of [ ]

    NeffSox July 20, 2006, 6:57 pm
  • Oh. Thanks NeffSox.

    Laura July 20, 2006, 7:03 pm
  • Noted:
    The BoSox and the ChiSox now have identical records.

    Hudson July 20, 2006, 11:17 pm
  • You yankee fans are both losers and delerious. stop beating up your best player for god’s sake.

    Jon July 21, 2006, 1:34 am

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