We can’t reveal the identity of our pinstriped Deep Throat, but we can give you access to the contents of a leaked document that just arrived in the YFSF hotmail inbox. It may make YF think again about the rash of Yankees team meetings this season. Here it is, in full:
To: All Pinstripers
From: Joe (your manager, of course!)
Time: Right after BP, or 430pm, depending on when we get to use the field and when some of you guys finally get to the stadium from your massive all-star executive suites.
Place: Visitor’s clubhouse
OK, so we’ve hit a tough spell of late, and I thought that since yesterday’s meeting didn’t work at all (or Wednesday’s, or Sunday afternoon’s, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one that “oh look at me, I’m the captain, I’m so special, I’m your future manager Derek” called) I’d have another. I know it’s probably getting a bit tiresome, what with me having to talk to you guys all the time, but it would be appreciated if you all showed up (that means you too, Sheff and Brownie), and that maybe, just maybe, some of you could re-schedule your own personal therapy appointments to join the team for this event. I will make sure there are plenty of refreshments and that Bernie Slowpoke’s god-awful softcore jazz crap is off the stereo. See you all later today. I hope.