Yank Streak Hits 10: Secret Contract Surfaces

One of our most dependable sources slipped the following document over our transom this morning. Oddly, it had a faint odor of sulfur.—YF

Contract No. 666-666

The Party of the First Part, [NAME REDACTED], agrees to the sale of his everlasting soul, for all times and under no conditions to be rescinded, to the Party of the Second Part, [NAME REDACTED], in return for the unblemished success of his New York [REDACTED], concluding in their attainment of the Earthly championship.

Signed: [NAME REDACTED], [NAME REDACTED]
Date: May 7, 2005

2 comments… add one
  • I thought that contract was out and signed in October of last year.

    SF May 18, 2005, 9:31 am
  • And just when everyone thought the 200+ million dollar payroll would be enough, we find out he still needed a contract.

    Brad-SF May 19, 2005, 3:20 am

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