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Yardwork: Yanks-A’s Gamer II

Yardwork, as in got stuck doing the lawn and forgot to do the gamer.  Yardwork, as in they need some off Tommy Milone.  He gave up three in a game to the Sox.  Maybe he'll be kind to the Yanks.. comment away.

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8-for-49 w/bases loaded on the year…awesome.
IH, AG and myself could do better.
(from the other thread)
No damage allowed by hiroki-san. Wow.
Then Andruw CRUSHES a HR.
1-0

1-for-6 w/RISP
ZERO fucking runs.
I want to punch holes in the fucking wall.
This shit is beyond fucking infuriating.
If we were hitting .200 w/RISP we would be undefeated.
THis is a fucking joke.

1-2-3 for hiroki-san???????
What’s next, a hit w/RISP?????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not.
1-0 after 2…
Should be about 5-0

1-for-9.
3 GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKING INNINGS AND 9 FUCKING AB’S WITH RISP…AGAINST THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT A’S AND YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS OVERPAID FUCKING LOSERS CANNOT DRIVE IN ONE SINGLE FUCKING RUN??????

Another 1-2-3 for hiroki-san.
It’s only a matter of time before he implodes so we would be wise to score some runs…
Not that I am going to hold my breath.

And of course now the no-name scrub rookie pitcher is laying us down like fucking rape victims…
I guess that’s what happens when you are 1-FOR-FUCKING-9 w/RISP.
What a bunch of gutless pieces of garbage.

the troubling thing is that we can’t seem to score runs without hitting a homer…and i don’t think we’ve won a single game in which we didn’t hit at least one homer…that’s not a good formula, particularly in the playoffs, where it seems like the pitching is always stingier…cue jim mora “playoffs?” meltdown…hahaha

Dude, we aren’t winning shit in the playoffs.
We’ll make it.
But lose in the first game/round.
We’re built to fail and will continue to do so until Cashman, ARod and Tex are gone in another decade.

We don’t adjust dc…you know better than that!
We’re the Yankees! Adjustments are for pussies, you know the teams that actually win…
going on 13 years with 1 ring.
This franchise is a laughing stock.

$20 million makes a great play at 1st to get the DP…
Couldn’t we find a guy that just plays great D for less than half the price?

and i think that’s the most disappointing thing about arod, the presumed lack of production for the years/$ left on his contract, especially with the yankees talking like they want to try to lower overall payroll…i’m sure some of that’s just noise, and they’ll do what they need to do to sign cano and granderson for example, but it’s still aggravating to see $50m [with tex] of ineffectiveness clogging up the middle of the lineup

Word dc…word.
They better not even THINK about worrying about the fucking payroll..
Not when a ticket to the stadium requires a 2nd mortgage.

Another scoreless inning for kuroda.
I don’t know what else they can expect from him?
I would say let’s score some runs…but what’s the fucking point.

Andruw grounds into a DP…but the 1st baseman doesn’t make $20 million and missed the scoop.
Whatever.
Fail.
Here comes Nix…ha.

“…Not when a ticket to the stadium requires a 2nd mortgage….”
hahaha…yep…how about beer?…i can buy a whole 12-pak for what they get for 1 stinkin beer at the stadium…unreal…all so these lazy underachievers can make more money than the GNP of most nations…

It’s the American way baby.
Fucking greed.
Oh, and WE SCORED A RUN!!!!!
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!
TEX DOUBLES IN CURTIS!!!!!
2-0.
Against the A’s.
Yay.

Swisher is just plain awful.
The worst Yankee ever?
No.
But pretty fucking terrible.
I will not miss him next year. I will actually celebrate his departure.

1-2-3.
Of course.
This vaginal lineup knows no other way…other than load the bases with no outs and THEN go 1-2-3.
Just a deplorable fucking team.

I guess if I was rational like IH or ag, I would say that even though we have played like a steaming pile of garbage so far…we are only 2.5 games out.
But I am not that rational.
Clearly.
:)

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