You Gotta Bielieve

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But not in the Mets. Meet Jessica Biel, model, actress, FOD (Friend of Derek). When you win your MVP award, maybe she’ll talk to you, too.

But probably not.

Update: YFSF sources report that Mr. Jeter was seen yesterday in Biel’s trailer and signing autographs for crew members at a film shoot in LA.

15 comments… add one
  • Surely you could’ve found a better picture.. =P

    Lar November 16, 2006, 11:24 am
  • He’s dating Whistler’s daughter?!?!?! @#($*&#@. Hate that guy.
    Lar, do you mean like this, this, this, or this? Yeah, she’s sumptuous.

    attackgerbil November 16, 2006, 11:38 am
  • “Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine is known for the rumors that he has a tryst with Jessica Simpson. Now he’s been linked to another Jessica: Jessica Biel. Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Esquire magazine’s former “Sexiest Woman Alive” has been quietly dating Levine for the last few weeks.
    Life & Style claims that for their first date, Adam treated Jessica to home-cooked meal at his house. The sentiment went over well with Biel and a source tells the magazine, “She was so impressed by him.””
    http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/10/jessica_biels_hooking_up_with_adam_levine.php
    So I guess Jessica basically likes the overrated type…

    SF November 16, 2006, 11:44 am
  • So is his getting her a result of his skill or one of the unseen intangibles? I’m always confused as to which characteristic we should be applauding, and when?

    Brad November 16, 2006, 11:46 am
  • It’s a family site, Lar.

    YF November 16, 2006, 11:48 am
  • Intangibles are the only thing that matter in this game.

    Eric November 16, 2006, 11:56 am
  • Darn it, first DJ beats me to JB, and then Steve Lombardi beat me to what I thought was a clever line. I’m too old and too slow.

    attackgerbil November 16, 2006, 11:59 am
  • It’s a family site, Lar….
    Is that why with every new whore-mongering adventure this “gold-glover” goes on, we have to post it right up top? For the kiddies?
    You’re funny, YF.

    Brad November 16, 2006, 12:03 pm
  • Brad, I think if YF posted “every new whore-mongering adventure” the Captain embarked on, the site would soon become a daily blog posting pictures of attractive women. Like him or not, the man gets tail.

    Sam November 16, 2006, 12:20 pm
  • Yeah, so does everyone else in the world who makes 20mill/year. But, you are right still.

    Brad November 16, 2006, 12:24 pm
  • Gawker November 16, 2006, 1:28 pm
  • I think someone is trying to break the Derek/Stacy thread record.
    Derek’s MY boyfriend YF–STEP OFF!

    walein November 16, 2006, 1:59 pm
  • Sean Casey off the market. Tigers, again.

    Brad November 16, 2006, 2:00 pm
  • My buddy is working as a PA on a current movie
    she’s filming out here in LA. He called me about 8:30pm last night and told me Jetes was on the set in the late afternoon. He signed some autographs for some of the crew and then hung out in her trailer for the rest the shoot yesterday. Say what you will but the guy sure only goes after quality.

    bloodyank78 November 16, 2006, 4:31 pm
  • Wow! An exculsive! YFSF can now report Jetes hanging in Biel’s trailer! Paging Gawker! Jossip!

    YF November 16, 2006, 4:59 pm

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