Categories General Red Sox Your 2009 Red Sox Post author By SF Post date April 15, 2009 9 Comments on Your 2009 Red Sox ← Flaming Brown Bag of Poo: Sox-A’s Gamer II → The Price of History Vol. XIV 9 replies on “Your 2009 Red Sox” The sad part is that the Stooges were successful in the end. The season isn’t over, Ath! There’s still time to extract something and fix the problems! or the Sox could be this year’s version of last year’s Tigers…. Only if they can extract the suck out of Ortiz/Lowell/Ellsbury. Then the only problems left would be: Beckett’s suspension, Lester’s Buchholz impression, Daisuke’s empty tank, and the fact that we’re using 3rd/4th string shortstops. I guess on the bright side, our offense showed some life yesterday and our bullpen was fantastic. 10 straight scoreless innings, 5 hits, 3 walks, 12 strikeouts. I think we’ll see Dice-K on the DL, Masterson starting, and Bard coming up for bullpen. for the hitting side… that just stinks. Youk seems to be the only one playing with energy. Don’t forget Jason Bay. He’s still awesome. Laughed out loud at the reference though. I’m a huge Stooges fan. Kind of surprising they never did a baseball short though. Their football sketch — featuring a very young Lucille Ball — is a classic. If the suckage continues, there are a few distractions on the horizon. There’s this http://www.drakerelays100.com/ next weekend and then this http://www.kentuckyderby.com/2009/ the following weekend. After that … let’s hope the Bs beat Montreal in the first round. Dice-K on the 15 day DL. dammit Comments are closed.